Football, America’s pastime sports event, has since overrun baseball many years ago. What could be better? Constant action, brute force combined with the grace of a long, perfect pass, and the almost lunacy of the fans make football the sport to watch.

For the football impaired, NFL stands for the National Football League or, as I call it, National Football Lunacy. Why would men want to risk their lives every week to win a ballgame?